SEC Crypto Cops to Traders: ’Grow Up, Stop Whining to Uncle Sam’
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SEC’s crypto task force head drops the gloves—telling traders to ditch the waterworks and take responsibility for their bets. No more bailout fantasies for degenerate gamblers.
Wall Street’s favorite punching bag strikes back: ’If you can’t handle volatility, maybe stick to FDIC-insured savings accounts—oh wait, those yield less than a meme coin’s gas fees.’
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