CANTO’s Wild Ride: 250% Surge Collapses Faster Than a Meme Trader’s Portfolio
Canto just pulled off the crypto equivalent of a moonshot—only to faceplant back to earth. The DeFi token rocketed 250% in a blistering rally before shedding gains like a hedge fund manager dodging accountability.
Pump and chill? The token’s volatility mirrors the sector’s trademark chaos—where ’fundamentals’ often mean ’which influencer tweeted last.’ Traders who caught the wave early pocketed life-changing sums; those chasing the top got a masterclass in gravity.
Another day, another proof that crypto markets run on adrenaline and hopium. Meanwhile, Bitcoin maximalists are smugly eating popcorn.