Court Shockwave: 30-Year Treasury Yield Blasts Past 5% After U.S. Trade Ruling
Bonds just got rocked—hard. A surprise U.S. trade court decision sent the 30-year Treasury yield soaring above 5%, rattling traditional markets like a caffeine-addicted day trader.
Yieldquake aftershocks: The ruling—details still murky—triggered a classic flight from safety, proving once again that ’stable’ investments are just volatility in a suit and tie.
Meanwhile in crypto-land: Bitcoin maximalists are smugly adjusting their laser eyes, while DeFi degens whisper ’told you so’ about fiat instruments. The irony? This yield spike might actually drive more institutional money into digital assets as hedges—because nothing screams ’store of value’ like bonds that can’t even keep their coupons straight.