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SHIB Defies Gravity: 5% Rebound After Midday Plunge—Wall Street Analysts Scramble
SHIB Defies Gravity: 5% Rebound After Midday Plunge—Wall Street Analysts Scramble
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Dogecoin’s scrappy cousin just pulled off a classic crypto fake-out. After nosediving at noon, SHIB ripped back 5%—because why should traditional market logic apply here?
The Pump After the Dump
No catalysts, no news—just another day of meme-coins laughing at ’responsible investing.’ The bounce came despite macro headwinds that tanked blue-chips. Guess diamond hands beat fundamentals yet again.
Cynic’s Corner
Meanwhile, hedge funds charging 2-and-20 fees are still trying to justify their underperformance against an asset literally named after a dog. Never change, finance bros.
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