Semler Scientific Doubles Down on Bitcoin—Drops $50M to Stack More Sats
Another corporate whale joins the Bitcoin feeding frenzy—this time with a mid-2025 price tag that’d make a goldbug blush.
Balance Sheet Goes Full Crypto
No hedging, no ETFs—just cold, hard self-custody. Because nothing says ’faith in the system’ like bypassing Wall Street’s paper promises altogether.
The Cynic’s Corner
Because when traditional investments yield less than a savings account, why not gamble the treasury on digital scarcity? At least the board can blame Satoshi if it tanks.