KULR Doubles Down on Bitcoin Bet – Snaps Up 800 BTC in $9M Power Move
Corporate treasuries keep stacking sats as KULR joins the Bitcoin arms race. The tech firm just dropped $9 million to boost its holdings to 800 BTC—because why bother with R&D when you can ride the crypto rollercoaster?
Wall Street analysts weep into their Excel sheets as another company bypasses ’responsible asset allocation’ to YOLO into digital gold. Meanwhile, the Bitcoin network keeps humming—unimpressed by yet another nine-figure bet on its trillion-dollar experiment in decentralized finance.