Stablecoin Bill Zombie Rises Again—Senate Eyes Late-2025 Revival
Washington’s favorite regulatory Groundhog Day continues: the stablecoin bill that just won’t die may get another Senate floor vote before 2026. Sources confirm backroom negotiations suddenly got ’unexpectedly productive’—probably after lobbyists doubled their donation targets.
Key details:
- Bipartisan sponsors reportedly cutting deals to bypass usual committee gridlock
- Draft framework could hit desks within 45 days... unless Wall Street changes its mind again
- Banking Committee staffers spotted burning midnight oil (and expense account martinis)
Funny how legislation moves at warp speed when election season fundraising needs a boost. The crypto industry’s DC playbook remains unchanged—throw money at the problem until it resembles a solution.
