Red Coin vs. Blue Coin: The High-Stakes Political Battle Shaping Crypto’s Future
Crypto's new cold war erupts—and your portfolio's caught in the crossfire.
### The partisan divide goes blockchain
Red states pile into mining operations while blue regulators sharpen their claws. Neither side understands Satoshi's vision—but both smell blood in the water.
### Exposure roulette
Institutional money's placing bets like drunk tourists at a Vegas crypto conference. Pension funds? Long on Red. Silicon Valley VCs? All-in on Blue. Meanwhile, retail traders get rekt holding both bags.
### The cynical truth
Wall Street's already building the ETF wrapper—they'll skim 2% management fees while you fight their culture war. Decentralization was cute while it lasted.