Ethereum ETFs Smash Records: $8.7B Inflows in First Year—$5B Floodgates Open in Just 2 Weeks
Wall Street’s crypto love affair hits hyperdrive as Ethereum ETFs defy gravity—and skeptics.
The rush nobody saw coming
Nearly half the year’s total inflows materialized in a fortnight, proving even institutional investors FOMO when gas fees drop.
When ‘digital gold’ starts outperforming gold
Traders pivot from ‘store of value’ narratives to yield-chasing—because nothing screams ‘mature asset class’ like chasing 14-day performance.
The cynical footnote
Meanwhile, traditional finance bros still can’t decide if this is ‘the future of money’ or a speculative bubble they missed. Spoiler: It’s both.