Saylor Doubles Down: MicroStrategy Scoops Up 1,045 BTC in $110M Power Move
Another week, another nine-figure Bitcoin bet from the OG corporate hodler.
While Wall Street hedgies fiddle with synthetic ETFs, Saylor's buying the real thing—no middlemen, no paper promises. Just cold, hard private keys.
The latest haul brings MicroStrategy's total stash to a staggering [redacted—original data constraint]. At this rate, they'll need a forklift for their Trezors.
Funny how 'irresponsible speculation' becomes 'visionary treasury management' when you're up 300%. Ah, finance—where the rules change faster than a memecoin's roadmap.