Bitcoin Nears $100K Threshold as Market Trembles Under Musk-Trump Spat
BTC's bull run flirts with six figures while crypto portfolios bleed—because nothing fuels volatility like billionaires trading insults.
Market watchers brace for impact as two of the world's most unpredictable egos collide. Meanwhile, retail traders get front-row seats to the usual 'buy high, sell low' circus.
Funny how these 'free market disruptors' always manage to wreck your portfolio before lunch.