MARA Smashes Post-Halving Slump—Bitcoin Production Hits 5-Month High

Marathon Digital just pulled off a miner's miracle—pumping out more Bitcoin this month than anytime since January. Guess those halving doomsayers missed the memo.
While Wall Street analysts were busy downgrading crypto stocks, MARA's rigs quietly ramped up to pre-halving output levels. Who needs buy recommendations when your ASICs are printing?
Funny how the 'inevitable' post-halving production crash turned into... well, nothing. Maybe next time the suits will wait for actual data before writing those obituaries.