Dogecoin Smashes Resistance Wall as Big Money Pushes 2.4% Surge

Memecoin defies gravity—again—as institutional players pile in. Who said dog money couldn’t hunt?
Key levels breached, shorts squeezed, and suddenly everyone’s a ‘long-term believer.’ Wall Street’s latest crypto flavor tastes suspiciously like a joke that got out of hand.
Funny how 2.4% gains feel like a bull market when your portfolio’s been bleeding for months. The house always wins—even when it’s a doghouse.