Crypto Whale Alert: Blockchain Group Drops $70M on Bitcoin—Now Holds 1,471 BTC
Another day, another institutional player stacking sats like there’s no tomorrow. The Blockchain Group just shoved nearly $70 million into Bitcoin—because why diversify when you can YOLO into digital gold, right?
Holdings now total 1,471 BTC. Guess someone’s betting against the ’crypto is dead’ crowd (and Wall Street’s tears).
Funny how these ’prudent investors’ always buy the dip... after making sure retail bagholders front-run the volatility first. Stay classy, finance.