Dogecoin Tanks 10% in Midnight Bloodbath—Meme Coin Loses Its Bark
Another night, another crypto casualty. Dogecoin—the internet’s favorite joke-turned-asset—just got mauled by a 10% midnight plunge. No fluffy memes can cushion this fall.
Where’s the bottom? DOGE keeps sliding down the crypto rankings like a shiba inu on a greased-up waterslide. Traders are left holding bags heavier than Elon’s Twitter regrets.
Funny how these ’serious investments’ still move like drunk college kids at a foam party. Maybe next time we’ll listen when Warren Buffett calls crypto ’rat poison squared.’