Ethereum Bounces Back: Bulls Charge as ETH Reclaims $2,600 After Wild Sell-Off
Ethereum defies gravity—again. After a brutal plunge sent traders scrambling, ETH clawed its way back above $2,600 in a classic crypto rollercoaster move. Volatility? In *this* market? Shocking.
Heavy trading volumes suggest either panic-selling noobs got rekt or whales are playing ping-pong with retail portfolios. Either way, the ’smart money’ probably bought the dip while CNBC anchors hyperventilated.
Fun fact: This recovery proves crypto’s two immutable laws—1) nothing goes straight down, and 2) Wall Street still doesn’t get it. Next stop? If history rhymes, either $3K or another 20% nosedive. Place your bets.