Bitcoin Bulls Charge Toward Summer Peaks as Ether Jumps 3% on Treasury Hype
Crypto traders are betting big on Bitcoin smashing records before September—while Ether rides a 3% surge fueled by whispers of Treasury optimism. Never mind that ’optimism’ in crypto usually means ’we found a new way to print money.’
Market sentiment’s running hotter than a GPU mining rig, with BTC eyeing fresh ATHs and ETH catching a bid. Just don’t ask what happens when the ’optimism’ turns out to be another vaporware promise from a guy named Chad.