Strategy Group Dumps $2.1B in ’Perpetual Strife’ Preferred Shares—Because Nothing Says Stability Like Preferred Stock
Another day, another corporate fire sale. Strategy just unloaded a cool $2.1 billion in preferred shares—dubbed ’Perpetual Strife’ by traders who clearly have a dark sense of humor. Because what’s more perpetual than Wall Street’s appetite for convoluted financial instruments?
Preferred stock: the middle child of finance. It’s not equity, it’s not debt—it’s just there, collecting dust in your portfolio until someone decides to offload $2.1 billion of it. Classic move.
Bonus jab: If preferred stock were a crypto token, it’d be the stablecoin that depegs during lunch. Strategy’s timing? Impeccable as always.