KULR Doubles Down on Bitcoin Bet—Snaps Up 800 BTC in $9M Treasury Power Move
Corporate balance sheets are getting a crypto facelift as KULR joins the Bitcoin treasury arms race. The $9 million purchase—timed like a hedge fund manager’s third espresso—brings their total holdings to 800 BTC.
Why now? Either a masterstroke of dollar-cost averaging... or another CFO chasing the ’digital gold’ narrative before quarterly earnings. Either way, Wall Street’s spreadsheet jockeys just got 800 new reasons to pretend they understand UTXOs.