Senate Stablecoin Bill Resurfaces—Because Washington Just Can’t Quit Crypto Regulation
D.C. insiders whisper the legislative zombie might shamble back onto the floor—proving even skeptics can’t ignore the $160B stablecoin elephant in the room.
Behind closed doors: Lobbyists are reportedly slicing new compromises, while Treasury officials eye oversight powers like kids at a candy counter. Because nothing unites Congress faster than the chance to ’protect’ your wallet—by controlling it.
The punchline? Banks hate it, crypto bros distrust it, and the Fed wants to tame it. Place your bets on whether this bill dies again—or becomes 2025’s most ironic bipartisan achievement.