Banks Scramble for Stablecoin Lifeline as Crypto Eats Their Lunch
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Legacy finance finally feels the heat—BitGo exec reveals traditional banks are now eyeing stablecoins to stay relevant. Too little, too late?
The panic is palpable
After years of dismissing crypto as a fad, banks now fear becoming obsolete. Their play? Adopt the very tech they once mocked. Classic.
Stablecoins: The ultimate irony
These regulated digital dollars—pegged 1:1 to fiat—are now the Trojan horse for institutional crypto adoption. Banks hate that they need them. But they hate irrelevance more.
The finance jab you expected
Watching banks ‘innovate’ is like watching a toddler try quantum physics—equal parts adorable and painful. Next up: Jamie Dimon launches JPMCoin… again.
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