Metaplanet Doubles Down on Bitcoin with $25M Bond Offering—Because Traditional Finance Was Too Boring
Tokyo-based investment firm Metaplanet just raised the stakes in its crypto gamble—issuing $25 million in bonds exclusively to stack more Bitcoin. Because when your treasury strategy looks like a degen’s trading ledger, why not double down?
The move follows MicroStrategy’s playbook, leveraging corporate debt to chase crypto gains. Because nothing says ’financial innovation’ like levering up to buy volatile assets at all-time highs.
Bonus jab: At least they’re not burning cash on office perks—just converting it into digital hopium.