Russia Opens Crypto Floodgates—But Only for the Financial Elite
Moscow’s Finance Ministry just rolled out the red carpet for crypto trading—with a velvet rope, of course. Only ’highly-qualified’ investors need apply.
Another masterclass in financial inclusivity from a government that loves its exclusivity. Because nothing says ’decentralization’ like a permissioned playground for the wealthy.
Meanwhile, retail traders get to watch from the sidelines—unless they’ve got seven-figure portfolios and Kremlin connections.