Heaven Memecoin Launchpad Goes All-In: 100% Buyback—Yes, You Read That Right

Forget "to the moon"—this memecoin project just rewrote the playbook. Heaven’s launchpad isn’t just promising returns; it’s buying back every last token. No exit scams, no vague roadmaps—just a nuclear-grade liquidity guarantee.

How’s that for a bullish signal?

The mechanics behind the madness

Most buybacks are PR stunts—tiny percentages deployed to pump prices before insiders dump. Heaven’s approach? A full-reserve sweep. Every token sold during launch gets repurchased, effectively turning the project into a self-liquidating DAO. Auditors are either impressed or having panic attacks.

Why this changes the game

Memecoins thrive on hype but die from weak hands. By removing sell pressure entirely, Heaven flips the script. Early adopters can’t rug pull—even if they wanted to. The catch? This only works if the treasury stays solvent. (Cue skeptical trader noises.)

The fine print

No whitepaper jargon here: the buyback executes at predetermined intervals, funded by a 5% transaction tax. It’s either revolutionary or a Ponzi with extra steps—Wall Street would be proud either way.

One thing’s certain: in a market where "community trust" is an oxymoron, Heaven just dropped the mic. Now watch every clone project scramble to copy this blueprint—badly.

You can see Heaven’s traction based on the corner blot of black on the chart below. Yesterday saw Heaven deploy 3,865 tokens, or about 15% of launchpad market share.

Pump still has the lead, but Heaven’s revenue buyback gimmick has garnered it enough attention to put it ahead of launchpads like LetsBonk, Moonshot and JUP Studio, all of which have been around for a while.

Heaven’s memecoin launchpad is tightly integrated with its own AMM DEX, which launches tokens exclusively from its own launchpad from the second one.

This vertically integrated design eschews the standard bonding curve design of memecoin launchpads in pursuit of two key objectives. 

One, it lets Heaven customize stricter parameters around fee collection.

Heaven-launched tokens are manually gated by the team and categorized under one of three categories. Tokens flagged under the “Creator” (i.e., serious) label can claim 1% of fees for themselves, those under the “Community” (i.e., non-serious) label are entitled to only 0.1%, while “Blocked” tokens are entitled to none.

In the founder’s words: “…When you trade a token and see Heaven as the DEX, you know that it’s gone through the heaven gauntlet.”

All protocol fees from token trading on the DEX go directly to buying back and burning LIGHT.

Second, the design lets the team protect token launches with anti-MEV mechanisms. Heaven implements a linearly-decaying six-second “sniper tax” for new tokens. 

These features seem to create something of a theoretical moat around the Heaven product, one that the average launchpad lacks.

Yet Heaven’s closed surface design may create liquidity silos from DEX aggregators if Heaven’s pools aren’t well integrated or economically competitive in routers. How much routing it wins remains to be seen.

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