Markets Stage Comeback as Jobs Data Defies Political Chaos
Stocks claw back losses after surprise employment figures—because nothing fuels optimism like Wall Street ignoring geopolitical dumpster fires.
Labor numbers beat expectations by a mile, giving traders an excuse to look past the latest Washington shouting match. Never mind that the long-term fundamentals still smell like expired leverage—risk-on is back, baby.
Cynical take: If history repeats, this rally will last exactly until the next Fed speaker opens their mouth.