Meta and Microsoft Crush Earnings—Tech Stocks Rally While Traders Pretend They Saw It Coming
Another quarter, another ’surprise’ beat from Big Tech—because apparently, trillion-dollar companies outperforming is now breaking news.
Meta’s ad revenue machine hums along despite Zuckerberg’s metaverse money pit. Microsoft’s Azure growth gives Wall Street its favorite drug: cloud-computing hype.
Cue the algorithmic buying frenzy—because nothing says ’healthy market’ like five megacaps dragging the S&P upward while Main Street bleeds.