Ethereum Maxi Roasts Bitcoin as ’Outdated Landlines’ – Here’s Why ETH Dominates in 2025
Move over, dial-up dinosaurs—Ethereum just called Bitcoin's bluff.
The smart contract smackdown
While Bitcoin maximalists cling to their digital gold narrative, ETH's programmable blockchain quietly powers everything from DeFi to tokenized real estate. That rotary phone in your grandma's basement? Yeah, that's BTC in this metaphor.
Gas fees vs. granite slabs
Ethereum's layer-2 solutions slash transaction costs to pocket change while Bitcoiners still treat blockspace like Manhattan real estate. The merge? That's so 2022—we're busy with quantum-resistant upgrades now.
The closer
Let's be real: Wall Street still can't tell the difference, but at least ETH maximalists aren't trying to pass off a calculator as a supercomputer. (Looking at you, Bitcoin ETF bros.)
Why Ethereum Trumps Bitcoin
In a recent interview with CNBC’s Squawk Box, Andrew Keys, the Chief Executive Officer (CEO) of Ether Machine, a public Ethereum yield and infrastructure company, weighed in on the longstanding crypto debate, declaring Ethereum as the frontrunner over Bitcoin and championing it as the better blockchain. He highlighted Ethereum’s growing utility, steady yield potential, and long-term value as a leading cryptocurrency and blockchain technology.
Keys addressed a series of questions on why people should invest in Ethereum through the Ether Machine and whether he believes that Bitcoin has outperformed ETH over the past decade. The Ether Machine CEO responded by calling Bitcoin a landline and Ethereum an iPhone, implying that the former is outdated while the latter represents the future of blockchain innovation. He also firmly rejected the idea that Bitcoin has outpaced Ethereum in the past 10 years, noting that ETH has surged by 30x in that period.
Keys drew sharp comparisons between the two blockchains, pointing out that Bitcoin supports just a single asset that can be transferred peer to peer. In contrast, he states that Ethereum can tokenize virtually any digital asset, enabling real-world use cases like stablecoins.
Keys emphasized that, unlike Bitcoin, Ethereum can also embed any type of digital asset, including gold, stocks, bonds, derivatives, and oil, into VIRTUAL legal agreements. He noted that BTC currently lacks intrinsic return, while ETH functions as a productive asset that generates income by staking and participating in the decentralized financial economy.
The Ether Machine CEO drew more parallels between bitcoin and Ethereum’s functionality and efficiency. He disclosed that Bitcoin relies on a Proof of Work (PoW) mining system, which requires significant hardware, electricity, and real estate. On the other hand, Ethereum’s Proof of Stake (PoW) mechanism eliminates those needs, making it a more efficient and environmentally friendly blockchain.
When asked if he held any Bitcoin, Keys revealed he didn’t—a choice likely driven by his view of Bitcoin as inferior to Ethereum. Demonstrating this conviction, the CEO recently invested a massive $600 million worth of ETH from his personal balance sheet into the Ether Machine.
ETH Set To Gain The Most From GENIUS Act
During his interview, Keys stated that Ethereum is poised to become the biggest beneficiary of the recently passed and signed GENIUS Act—primarily due to the blockchain’s pivotal role as a stablecoin generator. He emphasized that most stablecoins in the market currently have been created on the Ethereum network, placing ETH in a potentially bullish position following the implementation of the GENIUS Act.
This recently signed legislation aims to regulate and support the development of digital assets, with a particular focus on enhancing transparency and compliance within the stablecoin ecosystem.
