🚨 Trump Tariffs Spark Chaos: US Busiest Port Hits 117-Year Volume High
Trade wars aren't just for Twitter anymore—America's busiest port just logged its highest cargo volume since the Roosevelt administration (Teddy, not Franklin).
Supply chains scream under tariff pressure
Containers pile up faster than Trump's legal bills as importers race to beat the next round of trade barriers. No one's sure if this is genius economic policy or a high-stakes game of chicken with China's export machine.
Bonus finance jab: Wall Street analysts are calling it 'inflationary'—which is banker-speak for 'we'll pass these costs to your portfolio.'