Breaking: Trump Spares Gold from Tariffs—Nvidia & AMD Strike Unprecedented Revenue Pact

Markets reel as Trump exempts gold from new tariffs—while tech giants Nvidia and AMD lock arms in a rare revenue-sharing deal. Here’s why Wall Street’s sweating.

### Gold Gets a Free Pass

No tariffs on bullion—Trump’s latest move sends traders scrambling to decode the play. Safe-haven asset or political poker chip? Either way, gold bugs are popping champagne.

### Chipmakers’ Bold Gambit

Nvidia and AMD, usually bitter rivals, just inked a revenue-sharing agreement that’s got the semiconductor sector buzzing. Collusion? Genius? Or just two giants tired of regulators breathing down their necks?

### The Cynic’s Take

Another day, another ‘unprecedented’ deal—because nothing says ‘healthy markets’ like frenemies splitting a pie while Main Street foots the bill. Stay tuned for the next episode of ‘Capitalism, the Scripted Series.’