đ Wall Street Aims for New Highs: Dow, S&P 500, and Nasdaq Futures Surge Toward Records
Markets charge forward as traders bet on another record-breaking sessionâbecause whatâs finance without a little irrational exuberance?
### Futures Rally Sets Stage for More Market Euphoria
Dow, S&P, and Nasdaq futures climb in pre-market, teasing all-time highs. Because clearly, gravity doesnât apply to Wall Street anymore.
### The Never-Ending Bull Run
No pullbacks, no fearâjust pure momentum. Traders shrug off volatility like itâs 2021 all over again. Spoiler: It probably wonât end well.
### Cynical Take: âStonks Only Go Upâ
Another day, another ATH. At this point, even the bears are buyingâproving once again that markets can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent.