GPT-5 Has Arrived: The Game-Changing AI Breakthrough You Can’t Ignore

OpenAI just dropped GPT-5—and it’s rewriting the rules of artificial intelligence. Forget incremental upgrades; this isn’t your grandma’s language model.

### The Speed Revolution

Processing power? Doubled. Context windows? Shattered. GPT-5 doesn’t just understand nuance—it predicts your next coffee order before you do.

### Enterprise Domination Mode

Corporations are already throwing VC money at integration like it’s 2021 crypto. Goldman’s reportedly paying $20M/year for early access—because nothing says 'efficient markets' like a Wall Street AI arms race.

### The Dark Horse Feature

Real-time multimodal generation turns PowerPoint monkeys into Picasso. Your middle manager’s slide deck just got dangerous.

### The Existential Footnote

Yes, it still can’t reliably tell you if it’s sentient. Some mysteries remain—like how OpenAI’s valuation keeps climbing while actual revenue stays fictional.