Wall Street Roars: Nasdaq Shatters Records as S&P 500 & Dow Charge Into Weekend Rally
Markets defy gravity—again.
Tech leads the charge as the Nasdaq etches another all-time high, while the S&P 500 and Dow Jones ride the momentum wave. Another week, another victory lap for bulls.
No surprises here—just the usual cocktail of algorithmic euphoria and institutional FOMO. (But hey, at least someone’s still making money while Main Street debates avocado toast budgets.)
Active verbs only? Try these: Nasdaq soars. S&P climbs. Dow shrugs off reality. All while traders high-five their Bloomberg terminals.
Closing thought: If trees grew like the Nasdaq, we’d have solved deforestation by now.