Why Crypto Investors Are ’Agitated by Anything Short of Perfect’ This Earnings Season
Market jitters hit DEFI as traders demand flawless earnings—anything less gets dumped faster than a rug pull.
Zero tolerance for imperfection
Crypto portfolios are bleeding at the slightest miss. Even 'good' results get punished if they're not moon-shot material—because apparently 100x growth is baseline now.
The irony of 'decentralized' panic
Funny how decentralized finance still herds like Wall Street lemmings when earnings drop. Guess diamond hands only work on Twitter.
*Bonus jab:* Nothing unites crypto bros like collectively ignoring fundamentals until quarter-end reports force them to care.