Breaking: Trump Slaps India with 25% Tariff Hammer—Global Markets Brace for Domino Effect
The trade war escalates as former President Trump unleashes a 25% tariff on India—just another Thursday in the 'stable genius' era of economic diplomacy.
Markets twitch as the specter of sweeping global duties looms. Gold bugs smirk. Crypto traders yawn.
Meanwhile, Wall Street analysts scramble to justify how this 'strategic masterstroke' will somehow boost earnings. Spoiler: It won't.