Trump to Drop Fed Governor Bombshell by Friday – Markets Brace for Impact

Washington's favorite reality show enters its monetary policy arc.

Fed Watch: The Decider-in-Chief Plays Central Bank Chess

Former President Trump—never one to miss a deadline or a camera—just telegraphed his next power move. With characteristic flair, he announced a Fed governor decision timeline that'll land before the week crashes into Friday happy hour. No word yet on whether the nominee will be a traditional economist or someone who aced Econ 101 between Truth Social posts.

Wall Street's already placing bets—because what's monetary policy without a side of speculative gambling? The dollar's doing its usual nervous tap dance while crypto traders smirk, knowing their Fed-proof assets don't care about political theater. (Take that, traditional finance.)

One thing's certain: by week's end, we'll either get a boring bureaucrat or another chapter in the 'How to Disrupt Institutions 101' textbook Trump's been writing since 2016. Place your bets.