Dow, S&P 500, Nasdaq Surge: Markets Rebound Hard After Friday’s Bloodbath
Wall Street roars back to life as the Dow, S&P 500, and Nasdaq claw back losses from Friday's panic sell-off. Traders shrug off last week's jitters—because what's a little volatility between friends?
Tech leads the charge (again), proving that no matter how many times analysts warn of overvaluation, the market's addiction to growth stocks remains unshaken. Shorts got squeezed, bulls got fed, and your pension fund manager probably still underperformed Bitcoin.
This rally's got legs—or at least enough caffeine to power through the next Fed meeting. Just remember: today's bounce could be tomorrow's dead cat. But hey, that's why they call it 'trading,' not 'winning.'