Dow, S&P 500, Nasdaq Futures Hold Steady as Traders Eye Tariffs & Jobs Data – What’s Next?
Markets hover in wait-and-see mode as Wall Street digests fresh tariff threats and jobs numbers. No fireworks—just the usual pre-data jitters.
Tariffs vs. Jobs: The Tug-of-War
Futures flatline like a crypto stablecoin (but with less irony). Traders cling to every tariff headline while pretending jobs data still matters more than Fed whispers.
Nasdaq’s Silent Rally
Tech stocks edge up quietly—no ATH confetti here. Just the sound of algo traders front-running retail (again).
Closing Shot: Another day, another ‘steady’ market propped up by liquidity and hopium. Wake us up when volatility remembers it exists.