Trump Axes BLS Commissioner Following Shockingly Weak July Jobs Report
Another Friday, another jobs report bombshell—this time with a side of pink slips.
Trump cleans house at Labor Stats
The July numbers barely hit the printer before the BLS commissioner got the boot. No golden parachute here—just the door hitting him on the way out.
Wall Street shrugs (again)
Traders barely blinked at the news—too busy chasing crypto pumps and meme stock dumpster fires. Because who needs economic fundamentals when you've got diamond hands?
Another day in the banana republic markets.