Market Bloodbath: Dow, S&P 500, Nasdaq Get Decimated as Trump Tariffs & Weak Jobs Data Shatter Wall Street’s Illusions
Wall Street's confidence just got a reality check—and the charts are painting a brutal picture.
Tariffs Meet Terrible Jobs Data: The market's losing its religion after Trump's latest trade volley collides with grim employment numbers. No safe havens here—just red screens and margin calls.
Tech Wreck 2.0?: Nasdaq's taking the hardest hit as algorithms panic-sell anything that smells like growth. Remember 'this time it's different'? Neither does your portfolio.
Bonus Cynical Jab: Meanwhile, hedge funds are still charging 2-and-20 for this dumpster fire. Performance fees should include trauma counseling.