Microsoft & Meta Ignite $500B AI Stock Frenzy—Did the Algorithms Just Outsmart Wall Street?
Tech titans drop napalm on the AI arms race—markets go berserk.
### The $500 Billion Domino Effect
One earnings call, two corporate giants, and suddenly the entire AI sector moons like a degenerate crypto altcoin. Microsoft’s Azure AI and Meta’s Llama 3 dumped rocket fuel on investor FOMO—now every hedge fund manager is scrambling to justify their ‘AI exposure’ PowerPoint slides.
### Short Sellers Get Steamrolled
Bears thought AI was overbought? Try telling that to the algo-traders front-running the gamma squeeze. The Nasdaq’s new favorite casino game: betting on which LLM hallucinates a revenue stream first.
### The Cynical Take
Let’s be real—half these ‘AI-powered’ companies still can’t differentiate between a GPU and a PDF. But when the Fed’s printing monopoly money and VCs need exit liquidity, who needs fundamentals? Just slap ‘AI’ on your 10-K and watch the multiples expand.
