Fed Holds Rates Steady: Dow, S&P 500, Nasdaq Dip as Big Tech Earnings Loom—Will the Market Rebound?
Markets wobble as Powell plays it safe.
The Fed's 'wait-and-see' stance sends shivers through equities—but crypto traders barely blink. Meanwhile, Wall Street braces for tech earnings with the enthusiasm of a gambler doubling down on margin.
Tech Titans in the Hot Seat
Nasdaq futures twitch ahead of earnings reports. Analysts whisper about 'valuation corrections' (read: pain for bagholders).
Powell's Poker Face
No rate cuts, no surprises—just the usual Fed two-step: talk tough, then quietly loosen policy when nobody's looking. Goldilocks would be proud.
Closing Thought: If 'stocks only go up,' why does every hedge fund manager own a panic room?