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🚀 Dow, S&P 500, Nasdaq Futures Surge as Wall Street Braces for Fed Decision & Big Tech Earnings Tsunami
🚀 Dow, S&P 500, Nasdaq Futures Surge as Wall Street Braces for Fed Decision & Big Tech Earnings Tsunami
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Markets hold their breath—again.
### The Fed's High-Stakes Poker Game
Futures tick upward while traders pretend they aren't obsessively refreshing Powell's Wikipedia page. Another 'patient' press conference incoming?
### Tech Titans on the Earnings Hot Seat
FAANG stocks prep results like students cramming for finals—someone's bound to disappoint spectacularly. (Looking at you, metaverse budgets.)
### The Cynic's Corner
Wall Street's two favorite pastimes: overreacting to Fed statements and pretending this time isn't just another debt-fueled sugar rush.
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