Markets Rally as Rate Cut Hopes Surge—Inflation Data Sparks Bullish Frenzy

Wall Street’s dopamine hit: Fresh inflation numbers just lit a fire under rate-cut bets. The Fed’s favorite pain-gauge blinked green, and traders are already pricing in champagne-popping Q3 policy pivots.
### Liquidity Tsunami Ahead?
Powell’s printer might get a workout as softening CPI cracks the door for dovish surprises. Risk assets—from crypto to meme stocks—are front-running the liquidity parade like it’s 2021 all over again.
### The Cynic’s Corner
Funny how ‘transitory’ inflation always gets cured right before election seasons. Either way, degenerates win—your 401(k) and your shitcoin bag both moon on cheap money hopium.