HAL Stock Surges 2.1% After Smashing Q1 Earnings Forecasts

Another quarter, another earnings beat—HAL shares rocket as Wall Street scrambles to adjust its spreadsheets.
Pumping profits like it's 2021: The oilfield services giant defies skeptics with a 2.1% pop post-earnings. Analysts? Busy wiping egg off their faces.
Crushing expectations: HAL's Q1 performance proves even dinosaurs can dance when the numbers align. Meanwhile, hedge funds pretend they saw it coming all along.
Bonus jab: If HAL's beating estimates now, just wait until they discover creative accounting.