Highways Infrastructure IPO Sells Out in Hours—Investors Pile In Like Rush Hour Traffic

Road to riches or dead-end bet? The Highways Infrastructure IPO got bulldozed by demand—fully subscribed before lunch.
Wall Street’s Pavement Obsession
No surprise here. Traders will throw money at anything with a yield these days—even asphalt. The offering vanished faster than a pothole in election season.
Cynical Take
Another 'essential infrastructure' play… until the first quarterly report hits and everyone remembers these projects take decades to pay off. But hey—at least the fees were instant.