Markets Defy Global Chaos with 0.5% Rally as RBI Decision Nears—What’s the Catch?
Markets just pulled off a magic trick—gaining over half a percent while the world burns. The RBI’s next move? That’s the real showstopper.
The Rally No One Saw Coming
Forget the doom-and-gloom headlines. Traders shrugged off global turbulence like it was yesterday’s news. Half a percent might not sound like much—until you remember most analysts predicted a bloodbath.
RBI’s Tightrope Walk
All eyes now shift to the central bank’s policy decision. Will they play it safe or throw markets a curveball? Either way, someone’s going home unhappy.
The Punchline
Another day, another market acting like it’s divorced from reality. But hey—when has finance ever cared about fundamentals? *Cue cynical laughter from every hedge fund manager.*