Dream Job Alert: Tesla Test Drivers Wanted—Here’s the Scoop on Pay and Perks
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Elon’s hiring—and no, this isn’t another Mars colony gig.
Got a need for speed and a tolerance for beta-testing on public roads? Tesla’s hunting for test drivers to push its electric beasts to the limit. Salary? Let’s just say it’s more ‘ludicrous mode’ than ‘minimum wage.’
Perks of the job:
- First dibs on glitchy software updates (FSD included—free adrenaline rush!)
- Bragging rights at crypto meetups (‘I break things for Musk’)
- Stock options that might moon—or get diluted faster than a shitcoin ICO
Downsides? You’ll develop a Pavlovian flinch every time you see a parked Cybertruck.
Bottom line: It beats driving Uber—unless you enjoy explaining why your ‘autonomous’ Model 3 just sideswiped a fire hydrant.