Alphabet Stock: The Buzz You Can’t Ignore in 2025

Wall Street's latest obsession isn't a shiny new crypto—it's the old tech giant flexing new muscles. Alphabet's stock surge has analysts scrambling to upgrade price targets while retail investors FOMO in. Here's why GOOGL dominates dinner-party finance talk.

The AI Cash Machine Prints Again

Google's parent company just posted its third straight quarter of cloud revenue beating whisper numbers—proving even in an AI arms race, their moat holds. Search ad margins? Still fat enough to make Meta blush.

Regulatory Sharks Circling... But the Stock Swims On

Despite fresh antitrust lawsuits (yawn), Alphabet's stock chart looks like a crypto bull run—just without the 3am panic sells. Turns out monopoly power is kinda great for shareholders.

The Cynic's Take

Of course the 'smart money' piled in late—after spending two years hyping 'Web3' startups that vaporized VC cash faster than a Solana outage. Now they're back to worshipping cash flows. How revolutionary.