SEC Greenlights Crypto ETF Revolution: New Standards Unleash Market Tsunami
Wall Street's gates swing wide open as regulators finally embrace the inevitable.
The Floodgates Are Open
SEC's new listing standards don't just crack the door—they blow it off its hinges. Suddenly every asset manager with a Bloomberg terminal wants a piece of the crypto action. Expect a gold rush that'll make the dot-com era look like a yard sale.
Mainstream Money Meets Digital Assets
Pension funds, retirement accounts, and your conservative aunt's portfolio—they're all about to get crypto exposure whether they know it or not. The institutional dam has broken, and the deluge is just beginning.
Because nothing says 'mature asset class' like needing government permission to exist—but hey, Wall Street's finally figured out how to charge 2% management fees on digital scarcity.
