🚀 Bullish Crypto Stock Skyrockets 300% in Debut IPO—Wall Street Scrambles to Catch Up

Move over, blue chips—this crypto-native powerhouse just rewrote the IPO playbook.

From offering price to lunar orbit in 24 hours

The digital asset's triple-digit surge left traditional finance veterans clutching their Bloomberg terminals. No slow-and-steady here—just pure Web3 velocity.

Institutional FOMO hits critical mass

Hedge funds that dismissed crypto as 'niche' last quarter are now overpaying for boardroom access. Funny how three commas focus the mind.

The new rules of capital formation

While legacy markets obsess over P/E ratios, crypto traders mint generational wealth between coffee breaks. The suits still don't get it—but their clients sure do.

Another day, another decentralized upstart exposing Wall Street's innovation theater. At least the bankers get nice fees for being wrong.

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